With all the kerfuffle going on over on the Guvs site about Ali doodah and Twining reminding everyone that he's black, I thought I'd mention something far more important.
Ashes to ashes has finished and won't be back till next year!
I can't be doing without the Gene Genie for a whole year! He's the best TV cop ever. Better than Burnside and Regan!
Come on BBC. You've got a top show and you only give us 6 to 8 weeks of quality but year round tosh like Casualty!
Sort it out or you'll have a face like a baboons arse with a tash on it.
Fire up the Quattro Raymondo, me oops are going colder than a polar bears balls.